The Joy of Teaching

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them, saying: Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven,for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?" And James said, "Are we going to be tested on this?" And Phillip said, "Is there an answer guide in the library? or Cliff Notes?" And Bartholomew said, "What came after 'poor'?" And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this?!" And Mark said, "Don't take the overhead off yet." And Matthew went to the bathroom. 

One of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of Jesus, "Where are your anticipatory set and your objectives in the cognitive domain?"

. . . And Jesus wept.